Harry has three types of Louis-heart eyes.
The “You Are Everything To Me” look
The “You Know I Love You, Right?” look
& The-I don’t even know how to describe that look..
Once is chance
Twice is coincidence
Third time is a pattern
And i am undecided about the Midnight Memories X-Factor performance (3.40)
Ladies and Gentlemen: lips licking, their new signal!
Fifth time is life
In just going to come right out and say it: when my husband and I do that, it means “It’s time for a blowjob.”
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
I need this.
(ღ˘⌣˘ღ) he’s my favorite person
I fucking hate that he hugs like this
wrapping both arms around them
I hate him
No one will reblog this from me.